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Paddington 2

Well written, well paced sequel. Surprisingly competent and heartwarming.


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4th Aug 2018

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Death Wish

70s pot boiler that lazily meanders through a series of mediocre set pieces.


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23rd Jul 2018

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Thor

Ragnarok

Enjoyable change of pace for the super hero genre. Comedy wins.


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21st Jul 2018

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How It Ends

Great concept, but shoddily directed and utterly devoid of jeopardy.


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17th Jul 2018

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Anthropoid

Small scale wartime espionage flick. Decent, but a bit laboured.


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15th Jul 2018

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Geostorm

Sub Roland Emmerich swill, with Gerard Butler saving the world from crazy weather.


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13th Jul 2018

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American Made

Derivative but fun romp through 80s CIA drug and gun running.


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12th Jul 2018

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The Outsider

Brutally sincere, painfully thin yakuza flick. Jared Leto goes full Gaijin.


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6th Jul 2018

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The Snowman

Huge misfire from Tomas Alfredson, with a multitude of bizarre choices. Like a bad 80's VHS rental.


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6th Jul 2018

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Bone Tomahawk

Brutally violent, post-Tarantino western. It’s all a bit mechanical.


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2nd Jun 2018

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Solo

A Star Wars Story

Reasonable, forgettable addition. Overfilling that mysterious back story.


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1st Jun 2018

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Atomic Blonde

Lazy double-crossing spy drama, directed with a certain amount of swagger.


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24th May 2018

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The Florida Project

Stylish, incredibly depressing portrait of life on the margins.


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12th May 2018

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Brawl in Cell Block 99

Minimally written and confidently directed, with a brutally violent third act. Starring thin Vince Vaughn.


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4th May 2018

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Last Flag Flying

Unofficial sequel to The Last Detail. Surprisingly slight effort from Linklater.


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29th Apr 2018

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Alien

Covenant

Another tired entry, trotting out the same old tropes, plus new nonsensical gibberish.


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13th Apr 2018

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Star Wars

The Last Jedi

Every moment is undermined by a gag and the few serious scenes are sloppily handled.


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13th Apr 2018

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Spider-man

Homecoming

A third crack at Spider-man. Fun-ish, but it’s zero-stakes, zero-jeopardy. Bit smug too.


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31st Mar 2018

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Wonder Woman

Another garish super-hero flick. Slightly above average, mainly by being more old-fashioned.


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30th Mar 2018

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Slow West

Overly dry, eccentric western. Jarmuschian overtones.


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16th Mar 2018

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Wind River

Incredible, tense, original thriller. A western with snowmobiles.


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14th Mar 2018

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21 Years

Richard Linklater

Career retrospective doc that keeps it fun and doesn’t outstay it’s welcome.


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11th Mar 2018

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The Mummy

Blockbuster-by-numbers as Universal clumsily attempt to build a franchise.


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24th Feb 2018

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I’m Now

The Story of Mudhoney

Unsurprising history run-down, enlivened by the band’s ferociously DIY attitude.


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21st Feb 2018

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The Cloverfield Paradox

Some good ideas, buried by shambolic direction and storytelling.


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20th Feb 2018

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Get Out

Intense, eerie thriller that’s surprisingly straightforward and a little old-fashioned.


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30th Jan 2018

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Colossal

Disappointingly slow, underdeveloped and literal monster metaphor from Nacho Vigalondo.


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27th Jan 2018

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The Light Between Oceans

Long, but moving and stylishly directed period drama. Fantastic cinematography.


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15th Jan 2018

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Logan

Grown-up superhero flick. Handled far better than most, but ridiculously violent.


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6th Jan 2018

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By the Sea

Slated by the critics, this is a stylish, slight, small movie - with two massive stars in it.


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6th Jan 2018

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Kong

Skull Island

Fun, original take on an otherwise ageing property. Apocalypse Now meets Watchmen.


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5th Jan 2018

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The Ones Below

Clunky Brit thriller that telegraphs every one of its sub-Hitchcockian twists, despite the decent premise.


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3rd Jan 2018

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Guardians of the Galaxy

Vol 2

Stylish, fast-paced, amusing antidote to the endless stream of generic superhero movies.


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27th Dec 2017

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La La Land

Disappointingly slight award winner, that doesn’t find its stride until 10 minutes from the end.


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27th Dec 2017

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Bright

Left-field genre mash-up that pitches itself just right. Solid action, good humour. Thoroughly enjoyable.


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25th Dec 2017

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I, Daniel Blake

Bleak, real-time journey through the realities of living on benefits.


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25th Dec 2017

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Star Wars

The Last Jedi

Shambolic sequel that squanders the promising set up from JJ, plus 40 years of anticipation.


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21st Dec 2017

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ET

The Extra Terrestial

Kids on BMXs sticking it to the man. What could be better.


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19th Dec 2017

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Life

Lifeless sci-fi horror. Gravity meets Piranha.


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12th Dec 2017

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William Eggleston in the Real World

Disappointingly flat and uninsightful documentary from Michael Almerayda.


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5th Dec 2017

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Lucky Logan

Amiable, zero jeopardy comedy from Soderbergh. Slightly unsure what it’s trying to be.


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2nd Dec 2017

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20th Century Women

Another thoughtful biographical effort from Mike Mills. Stylish but a little long and sprawling.


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25th Nov 2017

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Assassin’s Creed

Stylish, but utterly nonsensical drivel. Knowing anything about the game might vaguely help.


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24th Nov 2017

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The Girl on the Train

Bland, predictable potboiler that could have been written, directed and acted by a computer.


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18th Nov 2017

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Lion

Stylish, touching movie. Nicely acted if a little slow.


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12th Nov 2017

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6 Days

Historical engaging, but languidly edited thriller surrounding the 1980 Iranian Embassy siege.


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5th Nov 2017

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Moonlight

Intense, mournful coming-of-age drama. Very stylish and operatic. Terrence Mallick via John Singleton.


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21st Oct 2017

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Intricately plotted, but seamlessly crafted into a lighthearted modern classic.


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20th Oct 2017

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T2 Trainspotting

Belated sequel that remixes the original with some success, but the nostalgia runs a little thin.


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15th Oct 2017

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The Accountant

A Beautiful Mind meets the A-Team. Convoluted actioner that doesn’t transcend its premise.


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11th Oct 2017

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