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Ant-Man

That Paul Rudd that we like gets a shot at super hero status. Solid enough, but not particularly remarkable.


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3rd Feb 2016

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Spectre

Tension-free, cliche-ridden, cgi enhanced nonsense with terrible casting. Back to the Roger Moore era.


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3rd Feb 2016

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Steve Jobs

Mesmerising biopic anchored by an electrifying script, transparent direction and great performances.


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3rd Feb 2016

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The Revenant

Brutal survivalist western. Magnificently ambitious and suffering only from being a little uneven.


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22nd Jan 2016

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Cobain Montage of Heck

Unconventional doc that manages to put an interesting spin on an otherwise downbeat subject.


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16th Jan 2016

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Get Hard

Paper thin movie from Will Ferrell on autopilot. On the wrong side of borderline offensive.


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15th Jan 2016

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Sicario

Immensely stylish, accomplished DEA procedural, full of great performances. Like Traffic on drugs.


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31st Dec 2015

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Avengers Age of Ultron

Superhero clusterfuck. Cinematic, but overstuffed and riddled with dumb, cartoony CGI fluff.


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31st Dec 2015

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Life of Crime

Standard Jennifer Aniston-does-indie flick. Forgettable, despite being a Jackie Brown prequel.


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26th Dec 2015

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The Incredibles

Decent Pixar effort that's lost a bit of its shine with age.


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21st Dec 2015

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Star Wars The Force Awakens

Stylish remix, successfully handing the series over to a new gen of fans and characters.


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19th Dec 2015

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Body of Lies

Expensive, glossy thriller that's trying to be gritty. Muddled and forgettable. Classic Ridley Scott.


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17th Dec 2015

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Focus

Surprise free Con-artist-by-numbers pic. They even use the Thomas Crown Affair theme. Mildly entertaining.


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15th Dec 2015

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